Title: FamilyAuthor: Helen ( Read more... )

Title: Pants on Fire
Author: Helen
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Size: 15,168
Summary: "Ah," Yusuf says, lifting a reproving hand, "are we calling less than 24 hours of memory loss amnesia now?"
Notes: Many thanks to solvent for her tireless and ingenious beta work.

Title: Patience, a Steady Hand
Author: Helen
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Size: ~43,000
Summary: 821 A.D. Arthur is in the nightmare business. Eames is a thief, a liar, and versatile with a pen.
Warnings: Rape, attempted rape, coercive sex, dubiously consensual sex, physical and emotional abuse, violence, sexual violence ( Read more... )

VIKING UPDATE:

words: 25,000
self: STILL BANANAS
Time spent perusing Viking Answer Lady for Historical Accuracy verification purposes: hours
Primary emotion on discovering that COCK is not the hugest word in this wordle I made of my working document which I have pasted under the cut: complete and utter incredulity.

( surprise! it appears to be a tie between back and hand, with a valiant showing from bed, mouth, face, and like )

I promise to restrict myself to one post about VIKINGS a day, and to not pepper you with knowledge that maybe you will wish you didn't have, like, Vikings called homosexual dudes "soft cats!" Also, vikings had maple trees. and shears! It's unclear as yet whether they used said shears to crop their unruly slaves' hair and whether said hair was ( Read more... )

VIKINGS. It is ON, babies, ON UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN.

I would like to call your attention to this beyond amazing fan art by paperflower86 that made me seal clap in glee - as well as this DELIGHTFUL, EXTREMELY ARTISTIC AND OBVIOUSLY HISTORICALLY ACCURATE MANIP that is a true depiction the inner landscape of my soul at the moment. WIP format isn't going to work ( Read more... )

I avoid writing works in progress for all the obvious reasons (pacing is impossible, I usually don't really figure out my stories until I finish them and then have to go back and fix them by ripping out and rewriting big chunks, short attention span means I might wander off, etc. etc.) but! I have forgotten that wips can also be fun and ( Read more... )

There are two new parts up starting here from a few days ago. Interestingly, these all seem to hover around 1000 words; I think that's just my natural scene-sized chunk.

Here is the briefest outtakes for the part that went up today:

( SPOILERS!!! )

Here is a little unrelated-to-anything Inception snippet. It's sort of an idea in search of an actual story.

( Into the Closet, Under the Bed )

a little thing that isn't happening update, with:

this part, yet another part where Mal talks and talks and proves that, at any given moment, she's only about six seconds away from bringing up Dom's penis.

and

this part, which contains references to rape and teenage prostitution and is just completely gratuitous and irresponsible in every way.